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Patrick is shortsighted like the receptionist. But if Patrick just reorders his thinking in the matter, he can be even more successful than the receptionist. First, he needs to tackle her job. Second, he needs to get comfortable flirting with men. Third, he needs to make a handsome, muscular BILLIONAIRE fall in love with him and propose.
This will mean his life is better than the receptionist’s who stole his body. Sure, he might be a trophy wife (which the receptionist didn’t want to be), but he’ll have indirect access to BILLIONS and will be getting HAMMERED by his hunky husband.
And if the husband loses his billions, Patrick will stay by his side as his dutiful wife…along as the nightly hammerings continue!
wickedly funny
ReplyDeletePatrick is shortsighted like the receptionist. But if Patrick just reorders his thinking in the matter, he can be even more successful than the receptionist. First, he needs to tackle her job. Second, he needs to get comfortable flirting with men. Third, he needs to make a handsome, muscular BILLIONAIRE fall in love with him and propose.
ReplyDeleteThis will mean his life is better than the receptionist’s who stole his body. Sure, he might be a trophy wife (which the receptionist didn’t want to be), but he’ll have indirect access to BILLIONS and will be getting HAMMERED by his hunky husband.
And if the husband loses his billions, Patrick will stay by his side as his dutiful wife…along as the nightly hammerings continue!
Cool story.
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