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as a big fan of pregnant swap stories, you actually make the best ones and it isn't close. consistently compelling stories with fun pictures that match them
The next morning, Gordon asked his mother to join him in his room. She seemed nervous but Gordon thought that was just her reaction to the surprise pregnancy. "Mom, I'm going to really need your help with all of this. I want to learn how to be woman and a wonderful mother, just like you." Gordon said. His eyes were bright with tears but his smile showed the faith and confidence he had in the woman who raised him.
"Well, uh dear, I'll try my best..."
"Mom, is something wrong? You told me several times that you had always hoped to have a daughter as well as a son and that you and Dad tried for another child after I was born. I spent my days on that bus looking forward to you helping me. I thought you would be thrilled finally having a daughter."
"Look, Gordon, I'm not your mother. I'm Bob, from next door. We were having an affair. We were together when that FOSE thing hit. We didn't tell anyone. I wasn't married and your mom figured it might reverse itself so we kept getting together until they announced is was permanent
"Since then, I've been faithful to your father. We hurt each other enough, I didn't want to hurt James as well. He's a good man and, well he's damn good in bed.
We'll figure this out. As it turns out, I just found out im pregnant too. By your father. We can call Bob for advice, he is using my name now for obvious reasons. He's getting married next month, by the way. I'll bet he'd love it if you could be a bridesmaid."
as a big fan of pregnant swap stories, you actually make the best ones and it isn't close. consistently compelling stories with fun pictures that match them
ReplyDeleteThe next morning, Gordon asked his mother to join him in his room. She seemed nervous but Gordon thought that was just her reaction to the surprise pregnancy.
ReplyDelete"Mom, I'm going to really need your help with all of this. I want to learn how to be woman and a wonderful mother, just like you." Gordon said. His eyes were bright with tears but his smile showed the faith and confidence he had in the woman who raised him.
"Well, uh dear, I'll try my best..."
"Mom, is something wrong? You told me several times that you had always hoped to have a daughter as well as a son and that you and Dad tried for another child after I was born. I spent my days on that bus looking forward to you helping me. I thought you would be thrilled finally having a daughter."
"Look, Gordon, I'm not your mother. I'm Bob, from next door. We were having an affair. We were together when that FOSE thing hit. We didn't tell anyone. I wasn't married and your mom figured it might reverse itself so we kept getting together until they announced is was permanent
"Since then, I've been faithful to your father. We hurt each other enough, I didn't want to hurt James as well. He's a good man and, well he's damn good in bed.
We'll figure this out. As it turns out, I just found out im pregnant too. By your father. We can call Bob for advice, he is using my name now for obvious reasons. He's getting married next month, by the way. I'll bet he'd love it if you could be a bridesmaid."