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Blowjobs. Never ending blowjobs. Melissa will start thinking ways to “lose” the medallion. And when that’s done, Melissa can “comfort” Brandon’s brains out.
Ooh! Brandon will get pregnant…because both Brandon and Melissa will rig things so that Brandon will get pregnant. Melissa proposes. Brandon accepts. Melissa promises to make the marriage the best marriage possible for Brandon as a way to apologize (not really) for losing the medallion. Brandon will “forgive” Melissa by trying to be the best wife possible.
It’s everything each has realizes that they wanted and have thought that they have gotten something over the other.
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Branson sabotages any contraceptives and gets pregnant. Brandon acts shocked and hurt. Melissa proposes. Brandon promises to be the best wife possible.
Next time go on a cruise above deeper waters, better spot to drop the medallion
ReplyDeleteHe obviously has not yet had her period. Tell us if he still wants to remain in her body after that! Zoe
ReplyDeleteBlowjobs. Never ending blowjobs. Melissa will start thinking ways to “lose” the medallion. And when that’s done, Melissa can “comfort” Brandon’s brains out.
ReplyDeleteOoh! Brandon will get pregnant…because both Brandon and Melissa will rig things so that Brandon will get pregnant. Melissa proposes. Brandon accepts. Melissa promises to make the marriage the best marriage possible for Brandon as a way to apologize (not really) for losing the medallion. Brandon will “forgive” Melissa by trying to be the best wife possible.
It’s everything each has realizes that they wanted and have thought that they have gotten something over the other.
OR..
Branson sabotages any contraceptives and gets pregnant. Brandon acts shocked and hurt. Melissa proposes. Brandon promises to be the best wife possible.